Conversations with Shane

One night as I was walking out of Shane's bedroom after tucking him in bed for the night.

Me: Sleep tight, Shane. Have sweet dreams.

Shane: DON'T SAY THAT! DADDY SAID HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT ANY MORE!

Me: Whoa, I am sorry. What did I say wrong?

Shane: Dreams, don't say sweet dreams. (He is so upset, he is crying.)

Me: Okay, Okay! (as I run over to hug him) I won't say dreams. Why though?

Shane: Dreams are bad and scary.

Me: Oh No, Shane. Dreams are good, fun and happy. Nightmares are scary sometimes.

Shane: NO!! Dreams are bad with monsters.

Me: Okay, (after more snuggles and calming down) I won't say dreams any more. Good night!